Classic Captions‏

Classic Captions‏

New Wine For Prior To Bed

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.  NEW  Wine for Seniors ,    I kid you not..... Clare Valley  vintners in  South Australia, which primarily produce  Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines,  have  developed a new hybrid grape  that  acts as an anti-diuretic.It is expected to reduce the number  of trips  older  people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new  wine will be  marketed as   PINO  MORE I  HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!  I  just could not help it!  Forward  this to all your "senior" friends  I  just did.  Sorry, somebody thought I deserved this so I'm spreading  the love!

"Hi. This is the President. Is Senator Lieberman in?"

"Not today, Sir. This is Yom Kippur."

"Well, hello, Yom. Can I leave a message?"

Please pardon some of the words in this message but it describes the ailment !!!

  

Latest work in Northamton

Had some stuff for Ed at his development.
couple of sidewalk/step combinations and a patio step combo.

Redneck Medical Terms‏ Redneck Medical Terms‏

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.

You are going to die anyway, so live life

Repressed Feelings From The 1950's‏

Repressed Feelings From The 1950's‏

Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price.'

HUSBAND DOWN! HUSBAND DOWN! Cleanup on AISLE 7